introductions

today was our introductory teaching day, on which we essentially had to answer the student's questions about ourselves. there were somereal gems id like to share!
miss, how many teeth do you have?
miss, what is your favourite mountainous animal?
miss,who is your favourite scientist?
miss, if you had to save a child, a woman or albert einstein who would you save??
what is your national bird?
what are the names of your parents?
what is your favourite river?
what things do you like?
what is the law in switzerland?
can you repeat the names of your parents?
what is your favourite bike?
who is your fittest football player?
who is your hatest footbaall player?
who is your best indian dancer?
repeat for three different classes, 40 mins long! it was hilarious. sorry for all the ttypos btw,writing on a kindle